Twilight Saga

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Whilst I like a good fantasy yarn, I am not in the target demographic for teenage vampire movies. Confession over, stick with this to the end…

I read Stephanie Meyer’s first Twighlight novel and found it flat, one-dimensional and poorly written, much like the first Twilight movie. Catherine Hardwicke’s direction was lacklustre, the dialog risible, the special effects clunky, the photography murky, dull and cheap, the pan-stick vampire make-up straight out of circus school….