“Instructions from the producers to Mr Paul Epworth, regarding the Skyfall theme; don’t bother to write an actual song, just shoehorn in the title of the movie as many times in three minutes as you can, throw the John Barry strings in the background and get that cockney bird from London to mew through it like an asthmatic moggy.”
Weak vocals, turgid lyrics and Ikea flat-pack construction make this the worst Bond theme since Madonna’s back-of-a-fag-packet Die Another Day.
So why is it getting so much air play? Continue Reading